imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
The most dangerous ships of all are the ones where you’re like heh this is kinda cute, I guess I ship it a little.
That’s how it starts man.
That’s how it fucking starts.
girls with eyes :)
girls with no eyes )